Man, to even fucking remember, this shit started too long ago, but maybe not long enough. It's taken me a fucking while to write this crap cuz I'm too lazy to type, but here we go...
This band is left overs of other bands, and thus is why we are called assticks. Started when El Mer was 16 as a vocalist for the remaining members of the Declined which made the band Mary Jane. Short lived and many pukes after El Mer learned how to play guitar and ran into red and Gabriel from Evolution, that created INRI which lasted even less then a smelly fart. After that, El Mer went back with members of Mary Jane and Red to play covers from the soundtrack of Kids, G Love and special sauce and Billy Joel "Too Many Bong hits". Then, side project was created named Where is Fido which lasted only one LSD trip and a boogie bash show. From that, the birth of the beatless and the wannabe orchestra was created with el Mer, Red, Olga, JD, and Truman, that lasted an lsd trip as well. After El Mer quitting and kissing a lot of ass, red decided to play with him again. At same time, el Mer was living in front of Yayo's garage and at that moment, yayo needed a local band to open up for some bands from out-of-town. El Mer being intoxicated on vodka and marijuana wrote seven songs, called red, got him a piece and taught him the songs. After that was done, all that was needed was a bassist. We had bought a cheap-ass bass from a pawn shop, so we needed a corpse. Couldn't think of anybody, but Yayo knew one person by the name of Mahco how played blues guitar. We contacted him and after a lot of vodka and marijuana, he was happy enough to join. Three hours later, Assticks had there first show. NOW
MOVE 6 YEARS IN TO THE FUTURE
EL MER WHOM GOT BAPTIZE INTO sIn AFTER GOING TO PRISON TWICE CUZ HE LIKED IT SO MUCH HE HAD TO SEE IT AGAIN HE MET WITH TWO INMATE BENT RASH AND SIKFUL NOW AS FOR WHERE CAUSTIC KYLE CAME FROM IN ONE OF sIn'S VACTION OUT OF PRISON HE HAD MET A YOUNG MAN WHOM ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY IN A BAND BUT COULD NOT PLAY FOR SHIT BUT HE HAD A BASS AND AN AMP NOT TO MENTHION HE WOULD ALWAYS HELP sIn WITH 5CC{INSIDE jOKE} SO THEY STARTED YESSKA A SHORT LIVED SKA BAND BUT WHEN sIn GOT OUT OF HIS SECOND TERM IN PRISON HE GOT EVERY ONE TOGETHER AND ALL HELL BROKE LOSE MUSIC WAS WRITTEN AS FAST AND ANGRY AS EVER PLUS WITH THE SOUND THAT THE 3 NEW MEMBERS BROUGHT THERE WAS NO STOPING US NOW WELL.. EXCEPT 2 OF US STILL BELONG TO THE STATE OF TEXAS BUT NOT FOR LONG...
NOW AS FOR THE NAME CHANGE WHO THE FUCK CARES WE STILL KICK YOUR ASS AND WE MIGHT EVEN SHANK YOU TOO
YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU
NOW WE GOT THE OLD E.P. ALBUM
FRESH OUTTA DETOX
AND WORKING ON THE NEW L.P. CALLED:REINJECT[STATE V'S SKCITSSA]